Saturday, June 13, 2009
Shers Archive for the 'Ishq Shayari' Category
Khwahish Toh Dil Mei Hazaaro Thi
Khwahish Toh Dil Mei Hazaaro Thi
Nahi Pata Tha Ke Poori Hogi
Dil Mei Ek Tasveer Ek Hameshaa Se Thi
Nahi Pata Tha Wo Aapki Hogi
Mohabbat Toh Har Pal Kisi Anjaan Se Thi
Nahi Pata Tha Ke Aapse Hogi
Tuje Apna Banaane Ko Ji Chaahataa Hai
Tuje Apna Banaane Ko Ji Chaahataa Hai
Haal-E-Dil Sunaane Ko Ji Chaahataa Hai
Khus Naseeb Hu Main Ki Tu Mila Mujhe
Saath Tera Nibhaane Ko Ji Chaahataa Hai
Chhut Gayaa Hai Naata Har Dard Se Mera
Ab Too Muskuraane Ko Ji Chaahataa Hai
Tu Andheron Ujaalon Mai Mila Kar Mujhko
Tu Andheron Ujaalon Mai Mila Kar Mujhko
Zindagi Ab Ke Sawalon Mai Mila Kar Mujhko
Ab To Duniya Hame Jeene Nahi Daigi Aise Bhi
Haaledil Raqam Kar Kitaabon Mai Mila Kar Mujhko
Apni Thezeeb Sadiyon Ka Ye Sarmaya Hai
Sar Se Pa Tak Tu Hijaabon Mai Mila Kar Mujhko
Jab Jab Koi Aahat Si Hui
Jab Jab Koi Aahat Si Hui
Yu Laga Ke Aap Aa Gaye
Koi Dastak Is Dil Pe Dekar
Jaane Kyu Kahi Chhup Gaye
Jab Khojne Aapko Nikli Mai
Toh Jaane Kyu Kahi Kho Gaye
Chaand Ka Chaandni Se Raag Ka Rageeni Se
Chaand Ka Chaandni Se Raag Ka Rageeni Se
Suraj Ka Roshni Se Machhali Ka Pani Se
Jameen Ka Aasmaan Se Baadal Ka Barish Se
Zindagi Ka Saanso Se Aakhon Ka Aansoo Se
Phool Ka Khusboo Se Dil Ka Dhandkan Se
Sur Ka Sangeet Se Shayar Ka Shayari Se
Jo Mujh Ko Sonp Gaya Bekaraiyon Ka Hunar
Jo Mujh Ko Sonp Gaya Bekaraiyon Ka Hunar
Mila Kahan Se Use Sakht Jaaniyon Ka Hunar
Utar Gaya Hai Meri Nazm Ke Dariche Mein
Azaab-E-Ishq Ki Saari Kahaiyon Ka Hunar
Kisi Bhi Haal Mein Hote Nahi Juda Ham Tum
Bada Hasin Hai Apni Jawaniyon Ka Hunar
Mohabbat Karnay Waalay Dill
Mohabbat Karnay Waalay Dill
Bohat Hassaas Hotay Hain
Bas Un Ka Aik Hee Mehwar
Bas Un Ka Aik Hee Markaz
Bas Un Ki Aik Hee Manzil
Bas Un Ki Justujoo Ka Or Tarap Ka
Is Dil Ne Tumhe Chaha Dil Bhar Ke
Behak Jaaye Yeh Kadam Tere Ishq Ke Suroor Main
Toh Na Rokna Inko Yeh Manzil Ko Khud Talashenge
Teri Zulfon Ki Giraft Mein Ghut Jaayega Dum Jab Inka
Toh Na Suljhana Inhe, Yeh Apne Raaste Khud Nikalenge
Teri Aankhon Ki Jheel Mein Utarne Ki Khata Hai Yeh Kar Beithe
Ab Doobne Do Inhe , Yeh Apna Kinaara Khud Talaashenge
Saare Jaahan Se Achcha Hindustan Hamara
Saare Jaahaan Se Achchha Hindustan Hamaara
Hum Bulbulein Hain Isski Ye Gulistan Hamaara
Ghurbat Mein Ho Agar Hum Rehta Hai Dil Watan Mein
Samjhon Wahiin Hamein Bhi Dil Ho Jahaa Hamaara
Parbat Woh Sab Se Uncha Hamsaaya Aasmaan Ka
Woh Santary Hamaara Woh Paasbaan Hamaara
Godi Mein Khilti Hain Isski Hazaaron Naddian
Gulshan Hai Jinke Dam Se Rashk-E-Janaan Hamaara
Aye Aab-E-Rod-E-Ganga Woh Din Hain Yaad Tujhko
Utra Tere Kinaare Jab Caarvan Hamaara
Mazhab Nahin Sikhaata Aapas Mein Beir Rakhna
Hindi Hain Hum Watan Hai Hindustan Hamaara
Unaan-O-Misr-O-Roma Sab Mit Gaye Jahaan Se
Ab Tak Magar Hai Baaqi Naam-O-Nishaan Hamaara
Kuchh Baat Hai Ke Hasti Mit-Ti Nahin Hamaari
Sadion Raha Hai Dushman Daur-E-Zamaan Hamaara
Enjoy!!!!!! JOKES>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Baatoun Baatoun mein...
Baatoun baatoun mein bichadne ka ishara ker ke
Khud bhi roya woh bohut hum say kinara ker ke
Sochta rehta houn tanhaai mein anjam-e-khuloos
Phir ussi jurm-e-mohabbat ko dobarah ker ke
Jagmaga di hain tere shehar ki galiyan mein ne
Apne har ashk ko palkoun pe sitara ker ke
Dekh letey hain chalo hosla apne dil ka
Aur kuch rooz tere saath guzara ker ke
Aik hi shehar mein rehna magar milna nahin
Daikhte hain yeh azziat gawara ker ke
Radiant Metal
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)
air. You name them - work, family, health, Friends and spirit and you're
keeping all of these in the Air.
You will soon or one day understand that work is a rubber ball.
If you drop it, it will bounce back.
But the other four Balls - Family,Health, Friends and Spirit - are made of
glass. If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked,
nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must
understand that and strive for Balance in your life.'
Friday, June 5, 2009
The Change in Behaviour of Couples
Dating process:
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.
6 weeks : Sweety, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.
6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!
6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??
6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again???
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?
6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Gilgit or anywhere you please sound??
6 months : What's so bad about going to Islamabad on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home??
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
New 10 Rupee Coin

The look: The obverse side has the lion capitol with numeral 10 and year of manufacture. On reverse side, a double line cross with a dot in each pellet of cross and denomination written in Hindi and English around. This design has been prepared by National Institute of Design, Ahmedabad with the theme of Unity in Diversity. The outer side metal is Nickel-Bronze and the inner side metal is Ferrous Steel. The weight of the coin would be 8 grams and the diameter would be 28 mm.
The coins are being minted at mainly Noida and Mumbai mint. The coins worth Rs.70 million was already stored in its stock till August 2008.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Is your Daddy home
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.
He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No".
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone,
The boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.
"Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
Helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "Why are they there?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me."
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